|MY WORD IS LAW AND IT WILL BE OBEYED OR YOU WILL BE BANISHED FOREVER|
|COMMON SENSE ABOUT SENDING PRIVATE MESSAGES|
Seems perhaps we need to get something straight. Unowned boys who message me on aol or yahoo be forwarned that you have very little time to impress upon me your sincerity. In all reality I am not even likely to ever read your message. You'll get a nice spam message in return which is a set-up automatic response to any and all incoming messages. I only accept messages from those who first ask permission, those who are currently serving me, or from those who seem like intelligent possibilities for servitude that come to the point quickly. Do not message me with some stupid shit about proving to you I am a REAL Mistress or even a real girl for that fucking matter. This is all about ME, it is your duty to crawl before me hoping to prove yourself worthy of my time, not the other way around. I am not going to sit here and try to prove jack shit to you fucking worms. I already know I am worthy of your servitude and once you have proven you are sincere you will know it as well. There are no exceptions to this theory. This is how it always has been, how it is now, and how it will always be!
Even if you are a slave that I'd normally talk to please remember that I may be listed as online but I may actually be away from my desk or busy! It may take me a minute to respond sometimes even longer... If I decide to respond at all! Don't message me repeatedly for any reason ever! Unless you are about to tribute a million dollars nothing you can say is going to be THAT fucking important. I don't care if I do now own you or will soon own you. That doesn't mean I'm going to talk to you 24 hours a day.
BE FUCKING PATIENT ASSHOLES!
|GUIDELINES TO BEGIN SERVING MISTRESS MALICE|
1. Read My site well, alot of questions asked repeatedly are usually on my site.
2. Fill out application and send it to XMistressMaliceX@Aol.com then call for your phone interview within 7 days -OR- send a tribute gift of sincerity in this time frame to avoid deletion of your application. Nothing shows me you are as serious as I am better than your intial application and phone interview.
3. Take your time when filling out application form. I want it well worded, spelled correctly, and extremely honest! If you have the writing skills of a third grader then don't even bother applying to serve me because your feeble minded application will be ridiculed then permanently deleted!
4. You may also simply call or tribute without filling out application but until you have filled out an application and been accepted you can not consider yourself owned by me. You may though be considered an adoring devoted fan as long as you make me very happy!
5. If there is anything about you that I should know whatsoever tell Me! I rather read a lengthy biography then not be adequately aware of every detail.
6. If you have any concerns or questions you may also include them with your application or save them for your phone interview. I am very blunt and honest and I will answer you to the best of my ability, if I have the answer. Sometimes I don't, as perfect as I am (Obviously) there are some areas where even I may be a novice. After all I am not the super human hero bionic domme model 2000.
7. I am here weekdays and occasionally on weekends. Weekends are MY time assholes. My time away from you and everything else that means nothing to me. My time to enjoy life partying, shopping, and living life to it's fullest in any other way that please me! Can't stand to be away from me for that long? Too fucking bad get a dog to keep you company on weekends.
8. If you are owned by me or under hopeful submissive status you will call me Mistress and me alone! You will refer to other Dominants and Females as Ma'am, Miss (Insert Name), or Ms (Insert Name). Any owned pets or hopeful submissives calling other women any title but Miss, Ms, or Ma'am will be dismissed for being out of pocket little whores!
9. Obey all Commands and follow all orders! If you are in a situation where you feel you may fail at this then speak to me and we will set you back on the right path before it's too late and you are dismissed. For example if you have a cam session scheduled with me at 9PM tonight and your granny suddenly shows up unexpectedly then email me or call me before your appointment time if possible. If you can not reach me prior to your appointment or failed assignment then call me live to express your need for forgiveness as soon as you can and be prepared to explain your your reason for failing keep your scheduled appointment or assignment. It's that fucking simple!
10. Be respectful at all times and do everything in your power to please me and impress upon me your sincerity and seriousness as a submissive. If at any time I feel you have failed to live by these most simple rules you may find yourself at risk of being dismissed without warning or explaination!
|RULES FOR THOSE CURRENTLY SERVING MISTRESS MALICE|
1. I own you asshole and you should consider yourself blessed at all times. No Complaints are heard here. I don't give a shit if you feel I am not spending enough time with you or if you think I am too strict. Whatever your complaint may be stick it in your ass. You do not have the right to complain. If you are seriously troubled by something in our relationship then address the issue with me in a respectful non-whiney e-mail, phone call, or message.
2. Now that I own your sorry ass you belong to me completely. This includes but is not limited to; your mind, all of your body, your wallet, your soul, your life, and every little fiber of your being.
3. You will not masturbate without priorly seeking permission if I have chosen to control this nasty little habit of yours. Not all submissives serving me will be placed under this rule, but beware some of you will be! I control your little stupid stick now, and if I tell you to keep your hands off of it, then you will keep your hands off of it unless I am gracious enough to allow you the pleasure and reward of touching the nasty little thing. Some may also be required to perform a penis penalty punishment or pay a cock tax for the privledge of touching themselves.
4. Perform all assignments, tasks, and keep to the schedule I may have set you on at all times. If for some reason you feel you may fail to do so contact me to discuss your situation.
5. You will pay all tributes, fines, taxes, and all other imposed financial penalties in a prompt manner. If you take responsibility for a monthly payment make sure you pay it every 30 days exactly. If you require more time then contact me to discuss your situation.
6. Be patient: I am an extremely busy person and sometimes I simply do not have the time, desire, or inclination to speak to you. If this is the case you will bid your time patiently until I do choose to spend time with you. I have a pretty small online harem compared to most and I choose to keep it this way so that I can make time for all of my beloved pets, but sometimes this is simply not possible. Sometimes things happen that may cause me to be gone for 3-7 days even. Such as a trip, a hurricane (Fuck Hurricane Katrina), or even technical difficulties with my computer. If it is an emergency you will simply have to attempt to call me if I have been away for an extended period of time. It is your job to be here when I want, not vice versa!
7. You will report in when you are told to. If I tell you to email me or call me everyday to report to me you will do so and do it happily too slimeballs.
8. Since each submissive is very unique and treated differently depending upon his place in my life you will also be expectedly to follow all rules and regulations that I may set up especially for you.
9. You will read my diary each day to check for possible directions given there to you specifically or addressed to all whom serve me. If there is nothing there for you then simply read and dream about the day it may be a diary assignment just for you.
10. If you should ever decide to leave service you will give me 14 days notice and you will also provide me with a valid reason for wishing to be released.
|DO'S AND DONT'S COMMON SENSE CHECKLIST|
Here's a list of all the things you do to aggravate me, get on my nerves, or the things that make me want to reach thru the screen and rip out your throats and listen to you drown in your own blood. Want to be with me long? Read this area of the rules section carefully. I'm going to list my pet peaves, my loves, the absolute no no's, and everything else you need to know to not be sent away!
THE COMMON SENSE CHECKLIST OF DON'TS
1. DO NOT - Message me constantly or in an aggravating impatient fashion at anytime!
2. DO NOT - Email me or message me with stupid ass bullshit or trifling dumb questions!
3. DO NOT - Attempt to gain the notice or attention of other Dominant Females or Mistresses!
4. DO NOT - Speak ill of myself or anything related to our relationship at any time!
5. DO NOT - Lie to me, attempt to hide the truth, bend the facts, or be dishonest in any way!
6. DO NOT - Behave in a way that would shame me, especially not before my fellow Dominants!
7. DO NOT - Be disrespectful at any time. While I am very playful and sometimes enjoy slaves that are playful as well, remember your place at all times. Humor can be a wonderful thing if not used outside the boundaries of respect, but also remember that there is a time and place for everything!
THE COMMON SENSE CHECKLIST OF DO'S
1. DO - Be a patient and humble slave who understands his/her Mistress is quite in demand and busy!
2. DO - Show your gratitude and love in the way of tributes and gifts. I love surprises from my devoted submissives to show that they really appreciate the effort I waste on their pathetic asses!
3. DO - Spread the word. You love me and so will many other sumissives just like you. Share the site address with others when it is proper to do so without offending anyone!
4. DO - Remember you are here to please me not yourself. Make all effort toward doing so in the ways I have commanded and in the many unspoken ways that are expected of all devoted pets!
5. DO - Learn to anticipate my moods and whims. I enjoy an intelligent slave that can serve me properly without me condtantly watching over their shoulder!
6. DO - Use common sense at all times and before doing anything sit back and think for a moment...
"WHAT WOULD MISTRESS MALICE DESIRE?"